HELL HATH NO FURY...LIKE A WOMAN!

[cross]

Miroku wandering the beautiful country side with Panda, he rubs his swollen cheek!

"Panda...today...today I feel INVINCIBLE! no woman shall refuse me today

(pulls prayer beads)

and recites

" may the fleas of a thousand demons infest the " " of my enemies! and may there arms be too short to scratch!! ...May this humble and pias monk be blessed in the game ;D....and have many divine mini me's with beautiful woman today...AMEN!!"

(panda bows holding cheap incense )

hearing the rustling in the bushes...

"PANDA!!...MY PRAYERS HAVE COME TO FRUITION!!" (Happy Happy..MONK FACE!! ;D)

"COME TO DADDY MONK...SWEET PUFF!

(Miroku imagines Japanese cover models feeding him rabbit and grapes as he wears a Shoguns robe)

[rin]

Sango was getting tired of Miroku's dissaperence. Good Monk! SHe yelled she stood in front of him, her demon slaying clothes were not on her, but her kimono, her normal one was on. Sango Sighed. and walked over to him Mirkou-San...Really. Must you leave me-Er-the gang with no heads up one where you went! There better not be any Sake on your breath! She threatened.

[cross]

Miroku's face, flushes form a vivid pink to a stark white....(yes like twilight....Panda wearing vampire cape and fangs! )

"Sa...Sa..SANGO! my faveroite demon slayer! ;D (lightinig monk SPEED!!)...

"would you...WHAT SAKE!...WHRERE!! ;D...um...I mean...Noooo (angel wing monk FACE!!)

pulls scroll from his robe

Article 768 of MONK SURVIVAL GUIDE

In the event of female emergency...Monk shall bestow all blame on PANDA!!....(pulls prayer beads...and whispers to panda)

"BE WELL, WRENCHED SOUL...REPENT AND LEAVE THE WAY OF THE SWEET....SUCCULENT...SAKE!...AMEN!!

(hands an AA PANDA flyer to PANDA....PANDA IS....VERY...VERY...SAD PANDA today! )

"see Sango...HE DID IT ALL....I give you permission to HIT IT...so hard his cubs will come out well behaved" (upstanding Justified...MONK FACE!! )


(PANDA IS SHIVERING...no not from fear...more like Withdrawal )

[rin]

Sango sighed at Miroku's words and slapped Miroku Give it a rest Miroku Sango told him and got up close to him If you truly cared about me, Good Monk, you wouldn't go off for weeks.

[cross]

Feeling the slap on his face Miroku turns to panda and says in a sad tone...

"I know panda...I wouldn't trust me either....then again I don't trust anything that bleeds for 6 days and doesn't die he muttered under his breath

the monk looks at Sango and says...

"IT WAS TERRIBLE...I WAS SET A BLAZE ...I FOUGHT THE SPAWN OF SATAN WITH WINGS ...INUYASHA HELD ME LIKE MICHEAL JAPSON..."

(HUGS SANGO....YES!! VICTORY!...BUDDHA LOVES THE MONK!)

" WE NEED A DATE!!...THEN WE MUST BEAR AN ARMY OF MINI US...OK?" ;D

[rin]

Sango gave him a sgort glare but was soon followed by a laugh. You poor, poor thing. How could InuYasha do such a thing?! how could she stay mad at him for very long? The hug was unexpected but the comment was not. She smiled at him Promise to be faithful to me? SHe asked, him. SHe needed to hear his answer.

[cross]

"Promise to be faithful..." (THIS IS NOT THE MONK WAY!!...PANDA HOLDS SIGN)

SIGN READS

PANDA - SAKE = NO SEXY MONK!


The truth was Miroku really cared for Sango...maybe even loved her....how could he tell her? how could he ever commit?...what of his dreams of countless models feeding him grapes?....hmmm....MIROKU had one weakness and that was the demon Slayer before him (LOVEY CUPID MONK FACE!! )

(one problem Miroku always freezes in these moments and says the 1st stupid thing that pops up) ;D

"...SANGO...INUYASHA and I...Weelll....we share a bond that cannot be broken...THE BROMANCE MUST LIVE!!

(OH BUDDAH... NOW SHE THINKS I HAVE A PUP FETISH! )

PANDA HOLDS SIGN

SIGN READS

"INU AND MIROKU SITTING IN A TREE..." ;D

fine print = IDIOT!!

[rin]

Sango looked at him. He frozee again. Really? Well, I doubt InuYasha can do this. Sango went and kissed the monk. While kicking the panda out of the way

[Revlis]

InuYasha had been wandering around the land, looking for Sango and Miroku again thanks to Kagome wanting the group together again. He had caught the scent of Panda, Miroku and... Sango? His ears pinned back at the thought of them together and as he walked on, he soon came across Sango kissing Miroku and Panda's signed. "MIROKU! H-How could you?!" T-T D=

[cross]

Miroku had mental images of Sango saying..."Miroku...Miroku ...I'm flying" he was sure that was from a movie he saw in Kagome's world but HECK...he was kissing Sango! (SUPER HAPPY LUST MONK FACE!! Grrrr)

(holds prayer beads while kissing)

(BUDDAH...PLEASE TEACH THIS SEXY MONK...HOW TO BRING SEXY BACK!!...AMEN!!) Panda with boom box...playing "sexy back"....OK...I confess he stole it from Kagome's world at hmv! sheez...its a panda! ;D

In all honesty Miroku really did love this woman yet his perverted ways was the best way he could express his feelings and she knew it...like an unwritten code only she could understand...

Miroku places his hand on butt...

PANDA HOLDS SIGN

SIGN READS

PG 13...THE KIDS ARE READING!

fine print: TRAITOR!!


(Miroku holds a sign while kissing)

Sign reads

PANDA... REMEMBER BUDDAH SEES YOU WATCHING DISCOVERY!! ;D

fine print: put your left paw away...go to temple...AMEN!![ /color]

[rin]

Sango felt Miroku's hands go to her butt. Sango stopped kissing him and started to bite his neck. Seeing what he'd do. She didn't see or hear InuYasha come, but she could hear the music playing.

[cross]

Miroku feeling the bite on his neck...starts sweating...he'd seen a movie in Kagome's world that tramatized him...a vampire movie (PANDA's Idea)

(what if she turns me into a fangy faerie!? ) that's the term Miroku gives vampires after he saw Edward

(MIROKU starts freezing again...this happens alot with Sango)

"You...you want....to turn me...into a fangy farie!. ..so that no SEXY WOMAN would bear my child!"

(Miroku...I pronounce you...forever and always...an IDIOT! )....panda points and giggles ;D

( HOW AM I GOING TO GET OUT OF THIS ONE!)....PANDA offers Saki bottle from fur

(NOT NOW...I'm turning into a fangy farie!! and you want a drink!?)

PANDA NODS APPROVINGLY

(OK...JOLLY DRUNK MONK FACE!! ;D)

"lets go on a date Sango!"

[Revlis]

He watched in horror as Sango bit Miroku on the neck. He felt like he could have fainted right then and there, not wanting his beloved monk friend to be turned into a fangy farie!

Sure, sometimes the monk did get on his nerves and ruin things but that was Miroku. Behind that though, you could count up all of the times that they had helped each other out.

In his fear, he desperately ran to Sango and Miroku while "Sexy Back" by Justin Timberlake played in the background. He'd heard Kagome sing him that song before and had always found it oddly amusing.

The young inu hanyou wedged himself in between Sango and Miroku, glaring at Miroku for a second before sending a death threat glare in Sango's direction. "Bros before hoes!" D=

[cross]

Waiting Sango's response...he sees a red sleeve cover his face (again....the both of them end up hugging!)

" Inu...we...we...discussed this?..."

PANDA HOLDS SIGN...

SIGN READS

"FANGY FARIE!!"

fine print: what rymes with hag? ;D


hearing inu's statement

: "Bros before hoes!" D=:

I mean he was right...but Sango was no hoe she was Miroku's reason to the smile on his face everyday...he just couldn't tell her that...goes against his "ethics" he hits inu with staff making it look like a clumsy accident...but he knew Sango...she'd know it was his way of defending her honor as a woman.

PANDA HOLDS SIGN

SIGN READS

"I SAW THAT...CHEAP HIT JUDUS!!"

(Panda tosses silver coins at Miroku )


OOC

judus is the guy who betrayed Jesus for silver coins

[traviswrigh0]

Sleeping in a tree Zenian snores real loudly over the scene. His pets were at the bottom of the tree having a nap. He was snoring loud enough and dreaming speaking in his sleep he let out a howl "FOOOOOOOOOODDD" he turned over and landed on his shield which was floating in mid air.